look at that weak ass joint i thought these boys had money
Tyler "scrunchy face" Hoechlin
*harry picking his kids up from school*
harry’s kid: ‘dad i scored today in football’
harry: ‘yeah but did you score at niall horans charity match…no you didn’t’
*harry on his death bed*
harry: ‘just make sure everyone knows……….i scored the penalty that time’
people…… who pretend to be……. british………………….
single and ready to single
just because i don’t follow u back doesn’t mean i think u have a shitty blog. you might just have posts/fandoms/stuff i don’t really want on my dash. and hey, that’s fine. it’s YOUR tumblr you’re here for you and that’s goodgreatawesome
but please don’t think me not following you back means i hate u 5ever and that u can never inbox me or reply to my posts or follow me on twitter or something b/c that is not what it means at all
I am thankful that harry and louis disappeared in la together for a week this summer and harry came back and had forgotten basic english
“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves
- me: but it's 2 AM
- stomach: did i fucking stutter
i was checking out at target and this guy was being really flirty with me and his nametag said rosemarie so when i left i said “have a good night rosemarie” and he said “rosemarie??” and i pointed to his nametag and he said fuck very loud then said “they are always fucking doing this to me”